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Hard Ketones Pina Colada Seltzer | Alcohol Alternative with 15g Ketohol | 12 Pack 12 Oz Cans
Hard Ketones Pina Colada Seltzer | Alcohol Alternative with 15g Ketohol | 12 Pack 12 Oz Cans
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Flavor : Pina Colada
Brand : Hard Ketones
Item Form : Liquid
Specialty : Alcohol Free
Age Range (Description) : Adult
About this item
? Introducing Ketohol: An alcohol alternative with a real buzz, without the booze. Unwind tonight and still wake up fresh tomorrow!
? 15g Ketohol, 0 carbs, 90 calories, 0 sugar, and 0 caffeine.
? Ketohol is 100% ketogenic: Raising blood ketones 1-2 mM. (A keto diet is not required.) Ketohol converts in the liver to ketones, a molecule the body makes naturally during fasting, that promotes longevity.
? NOT recommended for athletic performance, it’s more for relaxing.
? Taste announcement: Our drink's unique taste has sparked diverse reactions. Bartenders praise its authentic flavor, while others find the taste challenging. If it's not to your liking initially, try customizing it. A splash of lime can transform the taste, and a dash of Splenda can soften any bitterness. Grapefruit packets are another popular add-on. Experiment to find your perfect mix! We also offer an unsweetened, no added flavor option called Dr. Up ? ideal for personalizing.
Product specifications
Item details
Flavor : Pina Colada
Brand Name : Hard Ketones
Item Form : Liquid
Specialty : Alcohol Free
Age Range Description : Adult
Product Shelf Life : 540 Days
Sweetness Description : Unsweetened
Container Type : Can
Liquid Contents Description : Carbonated
Diet Type : Gluten Free, Keto, Vegan
Unit Count : 144.00 Fluid Ounces
UPC : 850041654133
Manufacturer : Hard Ketones
Best Sellers Rank : #30,174 in Grocery & Gourmet Food (See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food) #25 in Seltzer Drinking Water
ASIN : B0CLYVM5DH
? #30,174 in Grocery & Gourmet Food (See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food)
? #25 in Seltzer Drinking Water
Measurements
Each Unit Count : 12
Item Volume : 12 Fluid Ounces
Product description
Hard Ketones
"THE MICE WERE STUMBLING"
What are ketones?
What is Ketohol and how does it get you buzzed?
I thought ketones were for performance?
Why not use sugar to make it taste better?
What if I don't feel a buzz?
Ketohol: The Science
NOT FOR SPORT
FOR LONGEVITY
FOR MEAL REPLACEMENT
FOR ALCOHOL WITHDRAW
Hard Ketones Pina Colada Seltzer Features
Hard Ketones offers a unique buzz without alcohol (nor THC, Kratom, Kava, or jungle herbal elixirs). They feature patented Ketohol (R 1,3 Butanediol). Originally researched by Dr. Veech for therapeutic use, because it elevates blood ketones, but he discarded it because "the mice were stumbling". Frank, the Hard Ketones Founder, a decade later revived the molecule and thought people might like a healthier buzz, that suppresses appetite with no hangover!
What are ketones?
The body naturally makes ketones when fasting. They are efficient emergency fuel source that can also be ingested to achieve many ketogenic benefits. However, not all ketones are created equal. Different ketones, different results.
What is Ketohol and how does it get you buzzed?
Its scientific name is R 1,3 Butanediol, aka Diol. It metabolizes into ketones in the liver. During that process you can experience a buzzed state that is far healthier for you than alcohol. Alcohol metabolizes to super toxic acetaldehyde.
I thought ketones were for performance?
Some marketers hijack Ketone Ester data to falsely advertise Diol for performance. The truth is Diol gets you buzzed and has clinically shown nil to negative effects on performance. However, euphoria is reported. For performance get KetoneAid Ester.
Why not use sugar to make it taste better?
We value function over flavor. Sugar is an inferior food sourse, will kick you out of ketosis and is linked to many, many, many health issues. That said, Ketohol itself is inherently nasty tasting. We do a pretty good job covering it up without it.
What if I don't feel a buzz?
Everyone's physiology is different. About 20% of people report not feeling the buzz. Please note that it may be less effective if you have a high alcohol tolerance & that Ketohol will not work for people taking SSRIs or kratom. Best on empty stomach.
Didn't help running v carbs. 1*
Didn't help cycling, but euphoria is reported. 2*
Reverse age-associated vascular dysfunction & improve the quality of life in the elderly1*
Less damaging than alcohol to CNS + reproductive hormones2*
Non-toxic calorie source that could potentially spare nitrogen and lower blood glucose.? 1*
"All concentrations ... decreased food consumption" 2*
In rats, significantly reduced tremors and convulsions associated with alcohol withdrawal. 1*
*Papers used a less pure version called racemic 1,3 BDO
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